what if i pivot into this is where i hide my destiny 2 clips

the-worm-man:

the-worm-man:

mariabloftus:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

So true

call that a skill issue. i have all 5 😎

ok you’re not gonna believe this. but my advisor

radiofreederry:

totally-not-a-ferret:

midiport:

new vocal stim

iwasarob0t:

lichen lycan. is this anything.

rivvvvvvvvvvvvv-deactivated2020:

imagine ur getting jumped by flat earthers and one of them say fuck it take him to the edge

a-real-human-person-not-fake:

maestrosmassacre:

verthanthi:

bromantically:

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

Oh fuck I gotta pee. Wait wait, I can’t stand up I’m gonna fall over. Shit I haven’t eaten in like 23 hours. Damn I’m thirsty, maybe I should— fuck why am I nauseous? Oh, I didn’t eat, right. It’s WHAT time? 3AM? Do I even have time to eat? Shit, I forgot to take my meds earlier. Or did I? Damnit. Why is my head pounding, oh, right, haven’t eaten and I’m dehydrated… fuck I still gotta pee

*minimizes word document and stands up*

My body:

goodnigth:

i’m like if a man and a woman had a baby and it grew up in a tumultuous society with undiagnosed mental disorders and unrestricted internet access

m1sterryan:

ganondorf big naturals

heretekadept:

vampirekissingbooth:

1eos:

i really think the saying there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism has become a phrase to excuse giving money to avoidable awful companies rather than a reality check. like if you’re poor there’s a good chance you have no choice but to shop from brands with less than ideal practices solely bc you can’t afford to buy everything ethically sourced (not to mention in certain areas it’s next to impossible to find those goods in general) but when it comes to chikfila that is an optional place to eat that is incredibly mask off with anti lgbt policies……. not quite the clapback to just say there’s no ethical consumption under capitalism. like YEAH but you could just rip off their sauce recipe from online 🥴

I would like to remind people that Chick-fil-A has recently been contributing to anti-transgender laws. This is recent. Do not eat here.

“There is no truly ethical consumption under Capitalism” & “There is particularly unethical consumption under Capitalism” are statements that can both be true simultaneously.

Song: Exactly what you think it is

Artist: Press play

Album: Do it

Plays: 0

chongoblog:

froborr:

stumbleoutermales:

personpitch2007:

DELETE THIS POST

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

woyaogaoxing:

poetry-protest-pornography:

marxisforbros:

marxisforbros:

shadow-banned-the-hedgehog:

kaijuno:

everwizard:

kaijuno:

So lol when tumblr dies on March 29 2023 here’s my twitter for yall

What is this cryptic prophecy?

I just know these things

@kaijuno

Please don’t joke about that

This is going to be so fucking funny I’m gonna reblog it and say something like “Happy tumblr’s dead day!”

Happy tumblr’s dead day!

Hello, fellow ghosts

What it boooo